Tactical Thirst Trap – Satirical Hoodie

Tactical Thirst Trap – Satirical Hoodie
Some aim for hearts. Others for headshots.
This hoodie serves up pure tactical sarcasm for those who know the difference between content and combat. Featuring our parody artwork of a "thirst trap" caught mid-range with a shaker bottle and zero trigger discipline, it's made for chilly mornings, long range days, and inside jokes.

For everyone who's ever whispered,
“That’s not how you clear a room.”

Warm. Witty. Weaponized sarcasm.

• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Mid-weight fabric ideal for mid-season wear
• Unisex fit
• Half-moon detail on the back
• The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.