Tactical Thirst Trap – Satirical Shirt

Tactical Thirst Trap – Satirical Shirt
Some aim for hearts. Others for headshots.
This shirt flips the script on the influencer scene with a heavy dose of tactical sarcasm. Featuring our parody graphic of a so-called "thirst trap" mid-range with a shaker bottle and questionable aim, it’s built for those who train hard and laugh harder.

For anyone who's ever rolled their eyes and said,
“That’s not how you clear a room.”

Tactical vibes. Zero apologies. 100% sarcasm.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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